My Answers to Burfica

Okaaaayyyy... Burfica's gone weird on me! ;-) Look at these questions and you'll see why.. AND... if you happen to know me personally, you'd probably go into shock at these questions! LOL! Here goes, Burf!

1. Have you ever gotten in a physical fight to defend a loved one?? explain

Ever is a LOOOONG time for me Burf! LOL! But yes, when in Grade 5 I came across a girl "gang leader" with her 4 "boyfriends/lap dogs" beating up on my younger brother. I don't know what came over me, but I walked right up to her and punched her right in the eye! I was expecting her lap dogs to jump all over me, so I ran, but when I looked back, they were running the other way and she was standing there crying with a beautiful shiner developing!! Needless to say, I spent the rest of the afternoon in the principal's office with a very sore hand (yes, I got the ruler!) having to listen to a lecture about why I should never hit a girl! I think I tuned out after the first sentence ;-) I knew that already!

2. If you could have your dream job, but had to move your family to the boonies of Alaska would you?? why or why not??

Boonies of Alaska??? Ummm... Burf... as a Canadian, it would be very tough for me to land a job there... Green card and all that crap! ;-) But seriously, no, I wouldn't. A dream job is still just a job, but if my family wasn't happy, then I'd be miserable too. I have already approached my wife about moving to a more remote area of Canada while running my home business, and she wasn't thrilled with the idea. And as we say in my business, "Happy wife, happy life!!!"

3. What is your favorite trait on your wife, and why??

My favourite trait in my wife is her laugh! When she gets to laughing, everyone around her starts laughing too... even IF they have no idea what the joke is!!!

4. If you were offered a million bucks to get your nipples pierced would you??

BURF!!!!! ME???? NIPPLES PIERCED???????? DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE ASKING??? Yipes! But... for a million bucks....... well....... ok... but only under general anesthetic and with the caveat that after the money is safely in my bank account I could remove them without penalty! ;-)

5. Where would you like to have a summer retreat house at?? why??

You know the answer to this already Burf! I want my own private tropical island... big enough for a small town where all my closest friends could come to live with me... except this would be my WINTER retreat house! ;-) For a summer house, I'd love a house on the edge of a high cliff in Nova Scotia overlooking the Atlantic Ocean. For you Americans who don't know where Nova Scotia is, if you look at a map of North America, it's the lobster shaped land mass northeast of Maine.

Thanks for the fun questions Burf! Someday, I'll interview you! I just have to come up with some humdinger questions of my own!