I got this from a friend of mine and I just had to share it... especially for Flake and her Gnome... (evil grin)
Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman,etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some math, and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "He plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
Tee hee... Flake, I can almost hear the screams all the way from your place! Sorry, but I just couldn't resist!
Happy weekend everyone!
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3 comments:
hahahhahaha that is just to dang funny
Ouch. I'm kinda smiling but I doubt that my Uncle Howie or my cousin would be....
omggggggg laughing so hard ...thanks I needed the giggles...
I didn't show this one to the gnome though..his heart can't take much more...roflmaooooooo
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