Here's a joke that was e-mailed to me today. I nearly bust a gut laughing and thought I'd share it with you!
Enjoy!
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey,"she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white,and fainted. On the card was written:
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce."
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Yuppers ...seen this one before and it is hilarious. Thanks for the giggles. I am leaving Saturday for holidays. We are actually coming to your "small town" . I still laugh when I think that. IF you think Guelph is small, you would die living in Kemptville...lmaooooooooo. Have a great day.
OMGGGGGGGGG that is so fricken funny!!!!
Thanks for the laugh phoenix
Flake - I've lived in Bowmanville... WAY smaller than Guelph... probably close to K'ville in size. It might surprise you, but for me, the smaller the better. I've been working on my family to sell our house in Guelph and move to Alma, or some other speck on the map... I hate the city!
Burfica - You're welcome! I have another I'll post in a couple of days or so.
Yes, that is indeed a good one. I dont know any good jokes. I make the troll~ings tell me a knock-knock joke everyday after school. So far they have been not that great often ending in "YOUR MOM"...I dont know why thats funny, but it is.
Mom
ppppsssssssstttttttttt just wanted you to stop into my blog..I sent an award your way.
hahahahahahha
that's all I have breath to say
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